Est. 2004 · 178.105.81.142

The Soundboard

Zound was the heart of the old server: type a keyword into public chat and everyone hears the sound. These 183 triggers come from the original 2008 XIR soundpack — complete and untouched.

Adult humor from 2008. This list is historic and unfiltered — some triggers are crude. That is how the server was, and how the archive stays.

183 of 183

In a match just type the trigger into say-chat (not team chat).

  • dead
  • destroy
  • down
  • duck
  • fall
  • help
  • poop
  • ready
  • rock
  • rocket
  • who
  • a5
  • afraid
  • afriendhere
  • age
  • andnow
  • anykey
  • authority
  • ayeaye
  • baby
  • badimage
  • balls
  • bartsbeer
  • beavispoem
  • beef
  • beer
  • beerhere
  • better
  • bitchsong
  • blackjack
  • blarsbl
  • blarsbl2
  • blblbl
  • blowout
  • blubber
  • bluff
  • boobies
  • boogieman
  • boring
  • boring2
  • born
  • bugsfart
  • burn
  • burrito
  • butt
  • champion
  • clever
  • clown
  • comps
  • countrymusic
  • coyote
  • crack
  • crap
  • cry
  • curse
  • daddy
  • daddy2
  • darth
  • deal
  • dildo
  • dinner
  • disco
  • doh
  • doing
  • donkey
  • donut
  • doshego
  • drugs
  • english
  • english2
  • evilhomer
  • excellent
  • excuseme
  • fat
  • fat2
  • faulesau
  • fliege
  • freakshow
  • fresseweh
  • getsome
  • ghetto
  • giggling
  • giveup
  • goat
  • gonnahurt
  • goodman
  • growl
  • gummybeer
  • gunsaretoys
  • hahah
  • hair
  • heart
  • hello
  • hihi
  • hihi2
  • hihi3
  • hohoho
  • holy
  • homerburns
  • homerfart
  • hounds
  • hurt
  • hurt2
  • imgood
  • internet
  • internet2
  • itchy
  • janee
  • kanndochnich
  • kenny
  • kenny2
  • kids
  • kissmyass
  • krusty
  • küssen
  • lalala
  • lame
  • loosing
  • lsd
  • lumberjack
  • martini
  • meal
  • meepmeep
  • meepmeep2
  • meow
  • mess
  • mine
  • moin
  • monkeyman
  • nicegame
  • nixmehr
  • notcrying
  • notgay
  • nudge
  • offline
  • ohmygod
  • peanuts
  • pissedoff
  • possible
  • power
  • problem
  • puls
  • r2
  • rabbit
  • repressed
  • revenge
  • roar
  • satellite
  • servus2
  • sexgoettin
  • sexy
  • sheep
  • shitting
  • shoes
  • shootemall
  • shrimp
  • shutup
  • sidedishes
  • smart
  • snack
  • soglad
  • soiled
  • stimme
  • stopdave
  • stupid
  • sucked
  • terminated
  • timmy
  • turkey
  • urgay
  • waiting
  • wakeup
  • wasdunimmst
  • wazu
  • website
  • whacking
  • whowants
  • wicked
  • win
  • woohoo
  • wookie
  • worse
  • you